Orks R Dorks
A podcast
Thursday Jun 06, 2024
Thursday Jun 06, 2024
Thursday Jun 06, 2024
Finally all will be revealed about the fate of the world and how John Frankie Kennedy plays into it.
00:00 Pre-Credits (With Guest Stars)
02:03 Theme Tune
02:12 Task 1
03:19 Task 2
04:34 Task 3
06:01 Task 4
07:13 Task 5
07:56 Really? This Guy?
11:45 Credits
12:34 Marvel Style Post Credits
In this episode you heard:
John Frankie Kennedy
Barton Beeples Kennedy
Jeremiah Postlethwaite
Michael Salonga
Nicole from the Doom Generation Podcast
Eden “The Queer Buccaneer” MW, See them for your Graphic Design Needs EdenMW.com
Erin from the Myth Monsters Podcast
Cam Sully from the Jacked Up Review Show Podcast
All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org. The Orks R Dorks episode is Make it Drums by Daedalus.
All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org
You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is JFK@orksrdorks.co.uk and we’re still on twitter @Johnloves40k.
Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
A (rejected) sketch/audio mash up/whatever for the The Skewer. Which if you've not listened to you should.
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
This month we've some bespoke poems from John to get you in the Christmas Mood.
0.00 - 0.28 - Theme Tune and Intro
0.28 - 1.07 - A Visit from Saint Nick
1.07 - 4.14 - The Three Aeldari
4.14 - 4.40 - Closing Comments and Theme Tune
4.40 - 5.20 - Credits
5.20 - 8.06 - Christmas Bonus Features
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Due to illness, we've a change from our expected continuation of John and Barton's adventures as we check in on one of our favourite podcasts "Margey's Meaty Moments". So dive in for Recipes, Spielberg's "The Post" and Porcine Poetry.
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Barton is finally going to explain to John what's going on, but will the explanation make John's life any easier?
Pre-Credits: 00:00 - 00:38
Credits - 00:38 - 00:47
Book One: Beginnings - 00:47 - 07:05
Book Two: Judgements - 07:05 - 12:17
Theme and Outro - 12:17 - 12:57
Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: The Chosen One. In this episode you heard:
John Frankie Kennedy and Barton Beeples Kennedy 2033.
All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org and our theme music is Make it Drums by Daedalus.
All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org
You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is JFK@orksrdorks.co.uk and we’re on twitter @Johnloves40k.
Saturday Jul 15, 2023
Saturday Jul 15, 2023
Saturday Jul 15, 2023
John and Barton are the prisoners of Pope Pius IX (Oh and Ash and Burr are there too in a sack). How are they going to get out of this mess?
The already tenuous links to Warhammer 40k begin to fray even further.
John Frankie Kennedy and Barton Kennedy were played by themselves
The Creepy Prisoner was played by Lewis Staples
Pope Pius the ninth was played by Stefano Trillini
Ash Routh was unwittingly playing themselves
Our theme tune is Make it Drums by Daedalus, which can be found a freemusicarchive.org
All sound effects and other adverts were found at freesound.org
We’d love to hear from you so please drop us a message on twitter @Johnloves40K or email at JFK@ORKSRDORKS.CO.UK. We’d also love more people to hear from us so please tell your friends and family to check out the show.
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
This month Orks R Dorks is heading into space.
00.00 - 00.20 - Pre-Credits
00.20 - 00.25 - Theme Tune
00.25 - 01.05 - Show Intro
01.05 - 02.14 - Tour of the Ship
02.14 - 03.10 - 19th Century Space Flight
03.10 - 05.01 - Dad Arrives
05.01 - 06.45 - Dad Arrives Again
06.45 - 09.30 - Il Papa
09.30 - 10.20 - End Credits and Theme
Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: Apollo 19. In this episode you heard:
John Frankie Kennedy, Barton Beeples Kennedy 2023, Barton Beeples Kennedy 2033 and Pope Pius the 9th
All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org and our theme music is Make it Drums by Daedalus.
All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org
You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is JFK@orksrdorks.co.uk and we’re on twitter @Johnloves40k.
Monday May 01, 2023
Monday May 01, 2023
Monday May 01, 2023
In this episode of Orks R Dorks we have a huge interview with Henry Cavill, well sort of.
Intro: 00.00 to 00:37
The Big Interview: 00:37 to 05.11
JFK touches a Hat 05.11 to 05.13
The Fallout 05:13 to 06:54
Outro and Credits 06:54 to 07:37
Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: Man of Lille
John Frankie Kennedy was played by himself
Henri the Rat was played by Cravenborne Jameison
Human Host was played by well we never got a chance to ask him his name before he was carted off
The Magical Kingdom Copper wasn’t called Brian, that was the silent copper off-mic.We did get his badge number though, VKCO 1066
Our Theme tune is Make it Drums by Daedulus, available at freemusicarchive.org
All Sound effects were found at freesound.org
If you’ve enjoyed the show, please tell your friends to check out orksrdorks.podbean.com or email us at jfk@orksrdorks.co.uk
Saturday Mar 04, 2023
Saturday Mar 04, 2023
Saturday Mar 04, 2023
John Frankie Kennedy is back from the Orb and he's taking aim at the pretenders to his Orks R Dorks crown.
In this episode you heard:
Charles Morton as Burr
Corrin Caccioppo as Ash
Eddie O’Keeffe as Doctor Ork, Auks or Dork Host and Colin
Garthy Hornstout as Grutgar, Bildung Brookmeyer and The Police Loud Hailer
John Frankie Kennedy as Himself
Margaret Brown as Agony Aunt Janey and Frunget the investment Ork
Michael Salonga as Orky Mike
Shirley Halse as Kelly,Tiffany, Spongel the chef
All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org
Our theme music is Make it Drums by Daedalus
Orks O.R Dorks Theme music is Faith in Humanity by Audiorezout
Orks Or Dorks Theme is New Game by Kirk Osamayo
The Awks or Dork music is Jerry's Back by Crowander
The music for Orks: Ore Dorks is Ah Tuba Ah Tuba Tuba by Trans Atlantic Rage
You can find us our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is JFK@orksrdorks.co.uk and we’re on twitter @Johnloves40k
Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Ash and Burr are in therapy, but what does that have to do with Orks R Dorks and the Kennedy Clan?
Theme: 00:00 to 00:16
"The Return" : 00:16 to 10:29
???????: 10:31 to 12:37
Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Sunday Jan 01, 2023
NOTE: This has now been re-recorded as Brenda's Funeral Redux, this time with real people.
A couple of episodes ago Brenda Kennedy died and we have not yet been able to mourn that loss properly.
This audio is the recording of her funeral held at St. Paul and Mark's Church in the parish of Great Horkesley in Colchester.
00:00 - Intro to service
00:05 - Reverend Dunley Whitfield shares their eulogy
01:37 - A reading from the Egyptian book of the dead
02:27 - Amazing Grace (feat. Timbo)byFather Sleep
03:51 - Memories of Brenda's friends
05:11 - Final words and Memorial Silence
05:40 - A Surprise Guest
06:06 - Theme tune and credits
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
None of the Kennedys were available this month to help with the podcast so instead we've got a taste of what is happening in other parts of the Orkniverse away from the ongoing family drama.
In "The Saga of Grutgar Versus Salonga", Grutgar takes exception to the filth which has been being spread online about him and seeks justice. And maybe finds more than that as he does.
Featuring Grutgar and Pixley Zook as themselves.
Intro - 0.0 to 0.21
The Saga 0.21 to 11.54
Outro: 11.54 to 12.27
Saturday Oct 29, 2022
Saturday Oct 29, 2022
Saturday Oct 29, 2022
Brenda takes over the show this month with an episode of Lace is Ace.
00:00 - 00:55 - Intro
00:55 - 02:32 - Jokes about Knitters
02:32 - 03.15 - 18th Century French Politics
03:15- 04:43 - All about the Normans
04:43- 07:18 - All About Lace
07:18 - 07:48 - Theme and Credits
07:48 - 08:13 - Post Credits Sequence
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
The day has come. Frank Johnnie Kennedy will battle Orky Mike for ownership of the orb in which Frank's brother's soul is contained. Who will win? Will John Frankie Kennedy ever be released from the orb?
Friday Sep 09, 2022
Friday Sep 09, 2022
Friday Sep 09, 2022
A very short message about the Queen, we haven't had time to edit this much as this message is from the heart.
Saturday Aug 27, 2022
Saturday Aug 27, 2022
Saturday Aug 27, 2022
We (The Kennedy Clan) have yet to get John out of the Orb but Rishi has been able to extract some audio from the Orb. Its a sad tale so bring a hankie.
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